Once Upon a Prime Time - NATIONAL SÉANCE 2026
Greetings, Ghostwa tchers! And so, once more, we find ourselves at what is inarguably the most wonderful time of the year: that thin, creaky, tail end of October when people are handing out sweets to themselves, watching something reassuringly stupid on the radio, or pretending not to have heard a noise upstairs; while the rest of us are preparing to spend an hour and a half staring intently at a 1992 television drama as though it might finally blink first. Oh, yes. Welcome to National Séance 2026. A quick word of apology before we begin. I have been busy. Very busy. So busy, in fact, that this page has been assembled with all the grace, precision and mathematical confidence I last displayed during my GCSE Maths exam. Incidentally, I got an E. This is not an attempt to lower expectations; it is merely an important piece of consumer information. Still, the important things are ready. There is Ghostwatch . There is the aforementioned Hallowe’en Night. There are people all over the world ...